Pelicans HC Willie Green said "there's a chance" Zion Williamson will be able to play this week Williamson participated in 5-on-5 practice today

There’s a chance Zion might weigh less than 300

I'm ashamed to admit he's a Blue Devil. Fat and lazy.

Enter many food jokes

He gonna drop a 40 piece Mc chicken and get tf out that city

We do not care

There’s a greater chance he’ll be hurt again in 2 weeks and back in my IR spot

Only if he can stop by Five Guys after the game

There’s a chance of him ordering a #3 combo with a happy meal on the side this fat freak.

I mean…. He’s black

I did, jokes on me

Is there any chance he declined to supersize his value meal?

There’s is a 100% chance I stop by McDonalds

big macs for everyone! MAGA!

Cologne shoes watches all made in China all in bad taste

Do any of these dudes? Wanna play? I mean really they’re a bunch of pussies my whole bench. It seems like it’s always hurt.

I just got him for Hartenstein lol

Hzhs

Dude ran out of Golden Corral money 😂

Is Zion ever not battling an injury? His body held together by duct tape and elmers glue

I love you Zion. Thank you for representing the large population of us obese people who struggle staying healthy. You’re comeback will be epic. Like the McRib

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Remember when everyone thought this dude was the next LeBron? 😂