Christian McCaffrey (Achilles) limited at practice Wednesday

I would literally lick my nut if he plays this week.

Dearest Christian, If you can read this, my life is lost without you. Jordan Mason is not even half the man you would be on the football field. As I write this to you my heart is filled with voluptuous amounts of joy. Return soon my king.

DAD IS COMING BACK WITH THE MILK

Need help guys, should I trade away James cook, drake London and hokenson for cmc and James Connor?

Can someone just give this dude a perc 40 and throw him on the field im done with this shit

HE WAS STILL THERE CMC HAVERS RISE

Give Jsn Chase Brown Recieve CMC feel like its a no brainer but bro makes me nervous

Honestly I have little faith and don’t trust anything they say about his status lol

I’ve watched the movie Troy w/ Brad Pitt in it every week since your achilles injury awaiting your return. I have abstained from jerking it every time as well so I can save this load for when you drop 20+ against TB this week. C’mon, don’t let me down, ACHILLES! My champion.

I’ll believe it when I see it

Please god let this baby boy come back for me Sincerely, your least favourite child

Traded James Cook for you and Naiee and everyone said you wouldn’t be good when you come back please prove them wrong 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

He's not playing this week boys and girls.

Bros making me jork my porkington rn

His recovery was rushed and he’s going to get hurt again.

Patience is key even if he didn’t return for the 2024 season

8-1 and I took this guy #1 pick in a 3 man keeper..take me to the promise land CMC!!!