BREAKING: Santa has torn his ACL in Detroit, and is questionable to return

Pretty big news

You know what else is massive

Dude only delivers for my team once a year

Who’s got his handcuff?

Bro i needed you for the ship 😭

I just saw an elf drop to their knees at the North Pole Walmart

actually had me stressing for a min😭

No Rudolph guiding the sleigh since he’s at Titans practice this week

my fantasy team is fucked after this

Rudolph rn

He needs to stop sled-ding into tackles smh

Kid is so soft

Oh no this ain’t good yall

I got some winning pick tonight if interested msg rn

And here I thought my Santa tracker was broken lol

Bro I just need .10 more cmon

He’s done.